Introduction

So, you came here to get a piece of The Ultimate Nerd, eh? Guess what? You came to the right place.

And let me guess, now you're wondering why you're here? Here are a few good hints:

• You want to know who this 'Ultimate Nerd' is
• You want advice on online marketing, or better yet, start making money at home.
• You want to find some interesting sites on the 'net.
• You're looking for a word to add to your very minuscule vocabulary.
• You want to learn 13375p34k (leetspeak).
• You're one of my ever-increasing online/offline stalkers.
• You're bored.
• [insert joke here]

So there... tell me if your reason/s aren't listed. *laughs*